Irony meets Reality
You would least expect to see these lines in a Kenneth Cole Spring 2004 Ad Magazine, but here they are:
- Ironically, 3 out of 4 workers sitting in cubicles are expected to think outside the box.
- According to the Internet, over 2500 left-handed people are killed every year using right-handed products.
- Inconclusive Research found that men change their minds 3 times more often than women.
- On average, less attractive criminals get 50% longer jail sentences.
- Half of the people with HIV in the U.S don't know they have it.
- According to an unidentified source, 1 in 50 people have been a victim of identity theft.
- Reality TV, Not Drugs, is now the most popular way to escape reality.
- 4 million Americans believe they have been abducted by Aliens, most just after happy hour.
- Latest figures show many find it easier to open up to a plastic surgeon than to anyone else.