A good collection of quotes The 2548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said. A few good quotes:

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." - Woody Allen

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Longworth

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits - Albert Einstein

"In England there are 60 different religions and only one sauce."
- Francesco Caracciolo